Thursday, 23 April 2009

Poverty Stricken

My country is up in arms! It turns out, according to most of the papers that have flashed past my eyes today that the Government -Darling of the Reckoning fame - has declared a class war!!

They intend to grind the rich into the dust with measures aimed at destroying their wealth, the TIMES screams that those earning over £150,000 will be hardest hit! (aren't they always?) and gives some shocking examples as to the level of suffering that will result from the 50% tax and other extreme 'red' measures.

In a typical case one of these poor individuals stands to lose almost £80.00 a week under the new arrangements...that's right, eighty of your standard British pounds (which are declining in value as we speak).

The Future of the Square Mile according to the London TIMES.


Is this really war on the rich?

By my very crude math (note the trans-Atlantic terminology) a bloke on £150,000 a year earns roughly £2100 a week after tax. £80.00 loss, its the sort of money such a man would happily spunk (great phrase) on a bottle of bubbly...fuck my old boots, but you can almost imagine his kids not eating at Claridges that week...


For information on how to conduct a proper class war, I suggest the current bunch of spineless pseudo socialists consider the example of either the French approach (circa 1789–1799), or for a more gloves off and up to date effort - explore the Russians efforts to rein in the rich.

Off with their heads!


During the first two months of 1917 Russia was still a Romanov monarchy. Eight months later the Bolsheviks stood at the helm" thus began Mr Trotsky in his classic 'The History of the Russian Revolution'. Now we are talking...



1917 - And no beating around the bush


Why the hype about darlings measures now? We really are turning into a nation of drama queens.

I include a picture of a real Drama queen as an example....Elizabeth banks...(tenuous link I know)


On second thoughts, the more Drama queens the better...

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Day Of Reckoning?

I am told that today, the British Chancellor, Alistair Darling (who unlike the German Chancellor deals with budgets not decisions) faces his 'Day of Reckoning'.

I presume this has something to do with the budget that Prime Minister Gordon Brown (who unlike the Prime Minister of Ghana deals with dithering not decisions) wrote for him...

Take a look at the man who is facing this reckoning....





Does not look capable of dealing with a trip to the gents let alone a reckoning does he? I have not much experience with 'reckonings' but the sort of person I would want beside me when facing one is not pictured above.

This mad twat however would seem to fit the 'bring on your reckoning' bill..


I know who I would rather reckon with or without....



Tuesday, 21 April 2009

April Resolve

I have been a poor blogger of late, I think this is because of an underlying laziness problem as I have explained before but also because of the habit I got into of crafting too bigger posts...

My life has evolved at speed since I have been away, I have spent a week at a caravan park, put on half a stone, agreed to go to Afghanistan and redefined the meaning of farting.

I am going to try a stint of quantity not quality blogging and see how it goes, whats that you say? A picture?

If I must...
Quite disturbing this....the face, the tits, the waist..all wrong